Why Indians Cant be terrorists !

We are always late; we will miss the flights/trains/buses.

We talk   loudly and will bring attention to ourselves.

With free food and drinks on the plane we will forget why we are   there.

We talk with our hands; therefore we will have to put our weapons down.

We would all want to fly plane.

We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

We can’t keep a secret,  we would  have  told  everyone  a week  before  doing  it.

We would have to put our country flag on the windshield.

We would have postponed the mission, because a cricket match was going on that day.

We would only have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.