One Line Humour,"No fun it's serious"

1.     Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

2.     Having one child makes you a parent, having two you are referee.

3.     Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

4.     I believe we should all pay tax with a smile.  I tried but they wanted cash.

5.    A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you have purchase new school

        uniform.

6.     Don’t feel bad, a lot of people have no talent.

7.     Don’t marry the person you want  to live  with, marry the one  you  cannot  live  without,  but

        whatever  you do,  You will  regret  it later.

8.     You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

9.     Bad officials are elected by good citizen who do not vote.

10.   Laziness is nothing but resting before you get tired.

11.   Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she will take it any way. 

12.   My wife and I always compromise.  I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.

13.   Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

14    Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.

15.   A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same boss.

16.   You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

17.   It doesn’t matter how  often  married  man  changes  his job, he still ends  up with the

         same boss

18.   Real friends are the ones who survive translation between address books.

19.   Saving is the best thing especially when your parents have done it for you.

20.   Wise man talk  because  they  have  something  to say,  fools talk  because  they have  to

         say something.

21.   They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

22.    Man : Is there any  way  to long life?

         Dr : Get married.

         Man : Will it help?

         Dr : No then the thought of long life  will  never come.

23.   Why do couple holds hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers

         shaking hands before the fight begins.

24.   Wife – Today is our anniversary what should we do?

         Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 mins.

25.   Its funny when people discuss love marriage versus arranged.  It’s like asking someone, if

         suicide is better or being murdered.

26.   There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

27.   There is one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.