LAW OF QUEUE- If you change queue, the
one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in row.
LAW OF TELEPHONE-
When you dial a morgue number you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR-
After your hands become quoted with grease your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP-
Any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI- If you tell the toss
you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will
have a flat tyre.
BATH THEOREM -
When the body is immersed in water the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS- The probability of meeting
someone you know increases
when you are with someone
you don’t want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT-
When you try to prove to someone that machine won’t work it will.
LAW OF BIO MECHANICS-
The severity of itch is inversely proportional to the search.
THEATER RULE - People
with the seats at the furthest
form the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE- As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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