Famous Quotes about Wives

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.  That must be my wife treats me like a toxic waste.

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

After marriage  husband  and wife  become  two sides  of coin, they just  can’t face  each other  but still  they stay  together.

Women inspire as to great things and prevent us from achieving them.

The great question which I have   not been able to answer is “what does women want? “.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time   to go to a restaurant two times a week.  A little candle light dinner, soft music and dancing.  She goes on Tuesdays.  I go on Fridays.

I don’t worry for terrorism. I was married for two years.

There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic   banking It is called marriage.

I have had bad luck  both my  wives,  the first one  left  me and   the  second one  didn’t.

Two secrets to keep your marriage   brimming

           

            Whenever you are wrong admit it

            Whenever you are right shut up

You know what I did before marriage?  Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy

EASY – DIFFICULT

Easy to occupy a place in the telephone directory..

Difficult to occupy the heart of somebody

Easy to judge the errors of others.

Difficult to recognize our own errors.

Easy to hurt those whom we love.

Difficult to heal those wounds.

Easy to forgive others

Difficult to ask for forgiveness.

Easy to exhibit victory.

Difficult to accept defect with dignity.

Easy to dream every night.

Difficult to fight for a dream.

Easy to pray every night

Difficult to find god in the smallest of things

Easy to say we love you.

Difficult to demonstrate it every day.

Easy to criticize everybody

Difficult to better / perfect ourselves

Easy to think of improving.

Difficult to stop thinking and really do it

Easy to receive

Difficult to give

Myths About Learning

A myth conveys a truth to those who tell it and hear it, rather than necessarily recording a true event.  Learning  is just   one of the  topics  about which  everyone  has an  opinion  even  though  very few  know  much about  it.   Research has exploded many myths about learning.

YOU COULD LOOK AT THESE ASSUMPTIONS AND INDICATE WHETHER YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE

Children are by nature smart, energetic curious, eager to learn and good at learning.

Learning means teacher, classroom and textbook.

Children learn best when they are happy, active, involved and interested in what they are doing.

Most learning is a result of teaching.

Tests reveal more about teachers those students.

Creative scientists develop from passive learners.

Schools grade and therefore they degrade.

Evaluation is education, education is evaluation.  

A student’s ability to use a concept is more important than the ability to describe it.

What is presented in the lecture is what the student learns.

The odd numbered assumptions are correct but   the even numbered ones are those with which a good teacher/trainer would not agree.

LEARNING PSYCHOLOGISTS HAVE EMPHASIZED THAT

A child does not have fixed amount of intelligence. Levels of intelligence depend largely upon their environment the quality and quantity of stimuli that it receives in the first five years. 

Heredity  does put  limits  on a child  intellectual  capacity  but the upper  limit  is so  high  that few,  if any , children ever reach  it. 

Play for a child is not just fun, it is their ordinary and most effective way of learning.

Many parents lavish attention on their child’s physical development but they tend to neglect the child’s mental growth.  This is unfortunate for the intelligence of a child basically established during their first years before they start formal schooling.

IN THE SET OF ASSUMPTIONS GIVEN BELOW, TRY TO LOCATE THE MYTHS

Our world is competitive one and children must be trained to succeed in competitive situation.

Outstanding performance,   drive, ambition and motivation, depend on competing with others.

Competition builds character prepares the young for life in the real world.

Students prefer competitive situations.

Competition builds up confidence and self esteem.

Co-operation among students will lower the performance among gifted students while giving the less gifted a free ride.

 
According to research, all of the above are myths.  It is  important  for teachers and parents  to understand  that a cooperative  goal structure  should be the most  commonly  used  approach  with children .  Experts have suggested figures like 80% cooperative, 10 % competitive and 10% of working alone

Why Indians Cant be terrorists !

We are always late; we will miss the flights/trains/buses.

We talk   loudly and will bring attention to ourselves.

With free food and drinks on the plane we will forget why we are   there.

We talk with our hands; therefore we will have to put our weapons down.

We would all want to fly plane.

We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

We can’t keep a secret,  we would  have  told  everyone  a week  before  doing  it.

We would have to put our country flag on the windshield.

We would have postponed the mission, because a cricket match was going on that day.

We would only have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.