The Woman

When god created woman he was working late on the 6th day.  An angel came by and said, “Why spend so much time on that one?”

And the  Lord answered  “ Have you  seen  all the  specification  I have  to  meet to shape her? “

She must be   washable but not made of plastic.  Have more  than 200 moving  parts which  all must be  replaceable  and she  must be  able  to embrace  several kids at the same  time, give  a hug that can heal anything  from a  bruised  knee to a  broken  heart and she  must do  all this  with only  two hands.

The Angel was impressed “Just two hands …….. Impossible! “

And this is the standard model?

“Too much work for one day ….. wait until tomorrow  and then  complete  her   “

 “ I will not ‘ said the  Lord “ I am  so close  to complete  this creation, which  will be  the  favorite  of my heart”.

 “She cries herself when sick and she can work eighteen hrs a day “

The Angel come nearer and touched the women

 “But you have made her as soft my lord”.

“She  is soft  said  the lord, “  But I have  also made  her  strong  you can’t  imagine  what she  can  endure  and  overcome “.

“Can she think?”  The Angel asked

The Lord answered, “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate”

The Angel touched the women’s cheek …..

“Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her “

“She is not leaking it’s a tear “the lord corrected the Angel

“What is it for?  Asked the Angel!

And the lord said “

 “Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts her love her loneliness, her suffering, and her pride.”

This made a big impression on the Angel, “Lord you are genius     .  You thought of everything.  The women are indeed marvelous.

Indeed she is! Woman has strength that amazes man.  She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.  She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when feeling like screaming. She sings when feels like crying, cry’s when he is happy and laughs when she is afraid.

She fights for what she believes in.  Stands up against injustice.  She doesn’t take ‘No’ for an answer, when she can see better solutions. She givers herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.  Her love is unconditional. 

She cries when her kids are victories. She is happy when her friends do well.  She is glad  when  she hears  of a  birth  or a wedding.

Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.  But she finds the strength to get on with life.  She knows that a kiss and a hug can a broken heart

There is only  one thing  wrong  with  her SHE  FORGETS  WHAT SHE  IS WORTH.