Friday, October 25, 2013

The Dog Logic



The reason a dog has so many friend is that he wags tail instead his tongue

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy   licking your face.

A dog is the only thing in the world that loves you more than he loves himself

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise

Woman and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea .

If you pick up a starving  dog  and make  him  prosperous, he will not  bite you,  that is the principal  difference  between  dog  and  a man

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our life whole

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.     

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