Lesson -1
A
man is getting into the shower; just his wife is finishing up her shower, when
the door bell rang. The wife quickly
wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says ‘I will give you $ 800 to
drop that towel.
After thinking
for a moment , the women
drops her towel and stands naked in front
of Bob, after a few seconds, Bobs
hands her $800 and leaves.
The
women wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom
her husband asks “ who was that ? “ It was Bob, the next door
neighbor “she replies.
“Great
“the husband said “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me? “
MORAL OF THE STORY
If you share
critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your share holders in
time, you may be in a position to prevent an avoidable exposure.
Lesson -2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident .After controlling
the car; he stealthily slid her hand up her leg. The Nun said, “Father”, Remember Psalm 129? ‘The priest removed ‘his
hand. But while changing gears, he let
his hand side up her leg again. The Nun
once again said “father”, remember Psalm 129? The Priest apologized, “Sorry
sister but the flesh is weak. Arriving at the convent, the Nun sighed
heavily and went on her way. On his arrival
at the church, the priest rushed
to look up Psalm 129., It said “ Go forth and seek, further up, you
will find glory”
MORAL OF THE STORY
If you are not well informed in your
job, you miss a great opportunity.
Lesson -3
A sales rep, an administrative clerk
and the manager are walking to lunch. When they find and antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The genie said, ‘; I will give each of you
just one wish! “Me first, me first” says the administrative clerk “I want to be
in the Bahamas, driving a speed boat, without any care in the world” Puff! She
is gone. “Me next! Me next! “Said the
sales rep, I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personnel
masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and with the love of my life. Puff! He is gone. ‘Ok’ you are up,’ the Genie
says to the Manager. The manager says,
“I want those two back in the office after lunch”.
MORAL OF THE STORY
Always let your Boss have the first say
Lesson -4
An eagle was sitting on a tree doing
nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle
and asked him “ Can I also sit like you and do nothing “
The eagle answered, Sure , why
not, ‘So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
MORAL OF THE STORY
To be sitting and doing nothing, you
must be sitting very very high up.
Lesson -5
A Turkey was chatting with
a bull “ I would love
to be able to get
to the top of the tree”
sighed the turkey, but I haven’t
got the energy. “Well, why don’t you
nibble on some of my dropping “? Replied the bull. They are packed with nutrients. The Turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and
found, it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree
MORAL OF THE STORY
Bull shit might get you to the top,
but it won’t keep you there
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