A foolish man tells a
woman to stop talking but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely
beautiful when her lips are closed.
One good way to
reduce alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage-
Drink whenever you are sad
After marriage: -
Love your friends but
not their sisters. Love your sisters but
not their friends.
Let be generous like
ants. Four ants were moving through a forest,
They see an elephant coming towards them,
Ant1 says: we should kill him.
Ant 2 says: let us
break his leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No we
will just through him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No we
will leave him because he is alone and we are four.
If you don’t have a
girl friend, you are missing something in your life. If you have a girlfriend
you are missing everything in life.
When your life is in
darkness pray had and ask him to free you from darkness even after you pray, if
you are still in darkness pay the electricity bill.
Why do not allow a
man to marry two women. Because, as per constitution,
you cannot be punished twice for the same mistake.
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