Friday, December 27, 2013

Contemporary Quotations



You love someone, you marry someone else.  The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your mail ID.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

Husband and wife are liver and kidney.  Husband is the liver and wife the kidney.  If the liver fails the kidney fails.  If the kidney fails the liver manage with other kidney.

Generation Next Motto:-    Na hum shaadi karege no apne bachcho ko karne denge.

What is the difference between dawa & daroo?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and daroo is like a wife “jitni purani hogi utni sir chad ke bolegi.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki Shaadi ke baad sare gum to husband ke hise mein aate hai aur wife Begum ho jati hai.

Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed; it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut

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