Why do Men have Dogs and not Wives

The late you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

Dog don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

Dog’s parents never visit.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hrs a day.

Dogs find you answering when you tell jokes.

Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

A dog will hot wake up at night to ask, if I died, would you get another dog.

If a dog has babies, you can put and an ad in the paper and give them away.

A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad they just

think it’s just interesting.

Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Ultimate test, lick your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour then open the trunk and see who is the happiest to see you.