The Positive Side of Life

Life on earth is expensive but it does include a free trip around the 

sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door 

you re on.

Birth days are good for you. The more you have the long you live.

Happiness comes through doors; you didn’t even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the 

people who have to wait for them.

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside us.

If wall-Mart is lowering prices every day how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only person in the world but you may also be the 

world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make ones.

Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons.  Some are sharp, some are pretty, 

some are dull, some have weired names and all are different colors, 

but they are all exit very nicely in the same box. 

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scene on a detour.

Have an awesome day and know that someone who thinks you’re 

great has thought about you today.

Working for God on earth does not pay much but his retirement 

plan is out of this world.