INDAN MOHTARMA

                                  

1. I was thinking how to manufacture Indian Mohtarma of my liking by combining the rest of the features of the beauties of our land. My profession gave me an excellent opportunity to be with all types across the country.

·         For complexion, nothing to touch a Kashmiri. She is fair but not as white as European. She is more like old ivory than raw ham. She also has beautiful eyes, almond shaped and a large as gazelle’s. They can be blue as the sky in autumn, then can be as dark as the limpid pools of Heshbon.

·         The tribal and Adiwasis have their own charm. The smooth epoxy black of an Adwasi, Santhal , Munda, Oraon, Muria or Bhil, all have lovely skins. And what figure, bosoms that never sag. Rounded buttocks that never become the shapeless mass of flesh the city women carry around. Adiwasis have figurative edge over their Dravidians and Aryan sisters.

·         The lasses of Himanchal and Rajasthan are neither too fair nor too dark. They are neither as large as Kashmiri, The Punjabis or the Jails of Uttar Pradesh or Haryana nor as small as the Maharashtrian, the Gujratis or the ladies from the south. Modest sized bosoms, slender waists and beautiful eyes.

·         The women of Haryana have all that in large and healthier proportions. They are the only one who knows how to bear themselves like queens. I see them stride along: ram rod straight, flouncing their long skirts.

·           My Bengali friend always said. “What is a woman without beautiful hair”. And no women have hair like the Bengalis. Raven-Black and always long enough for them to sit on. They also have the most melodious voices. A woman may look like a swan but, if she has a harsh voice, she is no better then a crow.

·         You look a Tamilian,keralite, kannad & Andhraties you realize that the classic Indian beauty is the Southern belle. Long hair, perfectly shaped eyes and with much nose animation in them. Also full bosoms, slender waists, large hips and the smoothed skin in the world that is why they are the only one that can do Bharat Natyam. When a Draudian beauty walks you can hear the tinkle of ankles bells.

·         Maharashtrians are cleanest looking of any; always appearing as if they have just had a bath for me cleanliness is next to Godliness.

·         Ladies from Kanpur& Lucknow tells me looks do not matter as much as manner of speech and sophistication and for that, it has to be a UP Muslims or a Bombay Bawaii.

2. So the complete rather composite Indian Motharma should have: Kashmiri Complexion Bengali hair and voice, Advasis bosoms, Haryanvi gait, Maharasthrian cleanliness, South Indian figure and Bearing and Parsi sophistication. Then comes the Indian traditional qualities. In work an ayah, in the kitchen a cook, in business a bania and in  bed a courtesan. If my wioman has them all; I promise I will never be polygamous. I will have one woman harem.