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The hardest years in life are those between ten
and seventy
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Whoever thought up the word “Mammo gram:? Every
time I hear it , I think I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and sends
it to someone
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A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do .A women
must do what he can’t.
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as
well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is difficult
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who
never owned a car
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Thirty five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart
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I try to take one day at a time but sometimes
several day attack me at once
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If you can’t be a good example, then you just
have to be a horrible warning
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You see a lot of small guys with dumb women, but
you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy
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I think…….. therefore I’m single
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When I was young, I was put in a school for
retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.
And they called me slow
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When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country.
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a
man if you want anything done, ask a woman
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave
a man, I keep his house.
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If men can run the world, why can’t they stop
wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by
tying a noose around your neck?
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I never married there was no need. I have three
pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that
grows in every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that
comes home late every night.
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your
permission
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All change is not growth. Ass all movement is
not forward
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There is one thing stronger than all the armies
in the world and that is an idea whose time has come
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It is very easy to defeat someone. But it is
very hard to win someone.
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When you are in the light, everything follows
you. But when you enter into the dark even your own shadow doesn’t follows you.
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Coin always makes sound, but the currency notes
are always silent. So when your value increases keep yourself calm and silent
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Never play with the feeling of others because
you may win the game. But you will surely lose the person for the life time.
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Laughing phase do not mean that there is absence
of sorrow. But it means that they have the ability to deal with it.
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I wrote on the door of the heart, “Please do not
enter”, love come smiling and said “ Sorry ‘m an illiterate”.
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The world suffers a lot. Not because violence of
bad people but because of silence of good people.
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Peace starts with a smile.
Women!! Women!! Women!! If you advise them they think you
are dominating. If you don’t you are not doing anything. If you agree to all
their likes, you are sweet, if you don’t, you do not understand. If they call
you, they are missing you, if you call, you are disturbing them. If they ask
you anything, it’s their right, if you ask, you are interfering. If they care,
they love you. If you care, you are very possessive.
Women go for financial security
1. Although
they buy expensive clothes but they say that I don’t have anything to wear
2. Although
they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully.
3. Although
they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied.
4. Although
they are never satisfied they still expect men to compliment them.
5. Although
they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they don’t believe them.
Hurr… women are so impossible.
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If you wish to bear fruits, you must go to
roots.
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Self recognition is the understanding that one’s
own mind reflection does not represent another individual but oneself.
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The root of happiness is religion. The basis of
religion is prosperity. The basis of prosperity is governance.
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Good friends don’t let you do stupid things
alone
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A girl take too much time to love and few
seconds to hate but a boy take few seconds to love and too much time to hate.
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The beauty of life is, while we can’t undo what
is done but we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change
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I have learnt so much from my mistakes. I am
thinking of making a few more.
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You cannot help men permanently by doing for
them what they could and should do for themselves.
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Its better to have an enemy who honestly says
they hate you, than to have a friend who is putting you down secretly.
Five stages of grieving through with most human beings
passed before coming to terms with the possibility of their dying. It is called
“Kuber Ross model,” This includes any catastrophic life event that leaves one
helpless and forces on to face its emotional consequences
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
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In the end what matters most is how will you
lived, how well you loved and how well you learned to let go.
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