Thursday, June 7, 2012

LIGHT VEIN


Armed Forces surgeon’s choices of the best patients to operate upon are:-
1.       ASC/AOC officers, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered.
2.       EME offers, everything inside them is color coded.
3.       Education offer is the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
4.       Engineer offers. They always understand when you have some parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.
5.       Generals are easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine and there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the arsehole and they are interchangeable.

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