Sunday, February 5, 2012

ARMY AFTER JAN LOKPAL BILL


Regt Level:

(a) All offrs especially COs and above will use only one Sahayak that also only for making offr's uniform.

(b) The CO Memsahib will return the mess cook back to the Regt Mess and will start cooking, washing. 

(c)The garden will be manicured by the offr and memsahib
 

(d)The regt fund acct will be audited by the LAO
 

(e)No CSD profit will be taken to the regt fund/ mess fund. The rules of percentage written by the stupid British will be changed and the old regt fund rules will be burnt at Ramleela Maidan after Anna vacates it. Few from “we the Armd corps” will be special invitees.

(f)COs/ offrs will return all the regt properties like TV, fridge, and cutlery back to unit.

(g)All offrs taking tpt allce will not use mil veh for conveyance from residence.

(h)Offrs from “We the Armd corps” who have un knowingly taken tpt allce and used conveyance will repent and will make a draft of the amount illegally taken by them and will give the cheque to Anna at Ramlila grnd.

(i)No veh will be modified. If at all a veh is to be modified offr will pay it from the pocket and will not use regt fund.

(j)COs will not use ACs in the office. It is not auth and we will not use it.

(k)If we use it (AC) at home we will connect it only through a meter and will never send a JCO with rum bottle to MES. 


Bde and above:-
 

(a)All att vehs and pers will be detached immediately. We will live with WE auth and will fight with stupid IAS baboos to change the WE.

(b)If IAS lobby do not listen to us we will org a Darna at Ramlila Maidan and sort them out. Few from “ Armr” who are specially qualified sorting out IAS baboos and their help will be solicited.

(c)For regt reunions the tickets for the Sahib and Memsahib will be paid by the offr himself. If any Bania offers to do that he will be shot.

(d)Brigs and above when visiting any station will not stay in hotels. They will stay in the mess guest rooms and will dine with the mess members.If forced to stay in a hotel offr will settle the bill directly with the hotel.
 

(e)Offrs will pay the mess bill in reality and not with a cosmetic touch.

(f)Brigs and above traveling by air will not expect a Capt/Maj to come to air port and bribe people and get the VIP launch opened. It is authorized only for army cdrs and above (not even DGs) and we will satisfy with what is authorized for lesser mortals.

(g)No senior offr will take rations directly from sup. We are all Anna’s soldiers and will be truthful and will get the normal rations from QM store.

(h)Chicken for the parties will be purchased and will not be adjusted in the rations.

(i)The present day culture of having ASC/AOC/EME COs more close to the General ship will stop. The fighting unit COs will always get love, affection and priority.

(j)The GE will be shown his way.

(k)If Italian marble is required for the toilets the offr will pay for it.

(l)Offrs with genetic “Italian” hatred will use Indian marble.

(m)Guest room toiletries will not be stolen. If any items are used we will pay for it.

(n)The sanitary napkin placed in the room will be used only if the lady requires it in an emergency. We will not carry it home for the daughter or grand daughter.

(o)The Maj Gens will accept JCO LO and the practice of detailing local staff offr (Honourable Batman to Memsahib) will stop immediately

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