Three easy ways to die:-
Take a
cigar daily – you will die 10 years daily
Drink
rum daily – you will die 30 years early
Love someone
truly – You will die daily
A foolish man tells
a woman to stop talking
but a wise man tells her that
she looks extremely
beautiful when her lips are
closed.
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption:-
Before morning
- Drink whenever you are sad
After
morning – Drink whenever you are happy
Three fastest means of communication:-
Telephone
Television
Tell a
woman
Need
still faster – Tell her not to tell anyone
Love your friends, not their sister’s love your sister,
not their friends
Let us be generous
like this: Four ants are moving through
a forest They see an elephant coming
towards them
Ant 1 says:
We should kill him
Ant 2 says: No, let us break his leg alone
Ant 3
says: No, we will just throw him away
from our path
Ant 4 says:
No, we will leave him because he is alone and we are four
If
you do not have a girlfriend you are
missing something in your life. If you
have a girlfriend you are missing everything in your life.
When do you congratulate someone for their mistakes?
On their marriage.
When
your life is in darkness, Pray God and asks him to free you from darkness. Even after you pray, if you are still in darkness,
Please pay the electricity bill.
Why government does not allow a man to marry two women? Because as per constitution you cannot be punished twice for the same mistakes
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