School - A place where Papa pays and son plays
Life Insurance - A contract that keeps you poor all your
life so that you can die rich
Nurse - A person who wakes up to give you sleeping
pills
Love affair - Something like the game of cricket where one
day International are more popular than a five days test match
Marriage - It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains
her masters.
Divorce - Future tense of marriage
Tears- The hydraulic force by which masculine will power
is defeated by feminine water proof
Lecture - An
art of transforming information
from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without
passing the rough “ minds of
either”
Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the
member present
Compromise -
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest
piece.
Dictionary - A place where success comes before work
Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
Classic - Books which people praise but don’t read
Smile - A
curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life
Yawn -The
only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Fate - A sign
to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do
Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience - The name men give
to their mistakes
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions
Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead
Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Opportunist -- A person who starts
taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
Optimist - A
person who while falling from
Eiffel tower says
in midway “ see I am
not injured yet”
Miser - A person who lives poor
so that he can die rich
Father - A banker provided by nature
Criminal - A guy no different from the
rest except that he got caught
Boss - Someone who is
early when you are late
and late when you are
early
Politician- One who
shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor - A person
who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills.
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